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an extra surcharge may be deposited/for continued attempts to connect [sir/madam]

you are now in the phone booth.
you can leave a message with the gary.

characters arranged in a/sequence forming a lexicon comfortable to you can be sent to me via the below mechanism:

callers/subscribers may [note] that including a method/means/point of contact may offer the opportunity for possible correspondance [unlikely]

this phonebooth is temporarily out of service. to the person [a, o, hell] who kept jamming gum in the coin slot, we're upgrading our CGI. please remain on hold and an operator will be with you [slip your message under the door] shortly.