crikey.

kompressor has beaten my lungs up and i can no longer breathe. kompressor is german industrial artist but he comes across as a triumph the insult comic dog robot. he apparently has serious songs but pushing him well into camp land is kompressor's bizarre covers.

further causing massive hyperventilation fun is a reminder from jen about this overboard christian kids page, which turns out to be an intricate parody/spoof. i mean, between desecularizing the internet and selling abstinence thongs, it's gorgeously insane.

all right. here's a list about my future witnessing to live music (as opposed to witnessing via live music) and it's christopher lee's birthday today. the dirty monkey is overdue on recent dvd reviews from me about spirited away, glengarry glenross and fear and loathing in las vegas but ...

tall und tan und young und lovely,
the girl from ...ipanema! goes walking
and when she passes, each one she passes goes.... AUUUUGHGUHUGHUGGHUGH!!!

where's the asthma meds?