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tonight's the night: robbie burns' day.
here's a happy ditty for the occasion.

when first my brave johnie lad came to this town,
he had a blue bonnet that wanted the crown;
but now he has gotten a hat and a feather,
hey, brave johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

cock up your beaver, and cock it fu' sprush,
we'll over the border, and gie them a brush;
there's somebody there we'll teach better behaviour,
hey, brave johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

other than that, don your kilt and go regimental.
as you were.