and now, the headlines,
presented to you in verse:
before breakfast calls.

transit strike postponed:
normal bus and train service
in new york for now.

al gore will not run
for president in the year
two thousand and four.

kissinger steps down:
though we won't be missing ya
after all ya did.

if only that racist
trent lott would do the same thing:
segregation's dead.

and that's it for now.
time for the world to begin
but haiku news lives.