panda drivin' action.
to me, panda bears are an odd source of humourous material. i mean, the poor chinese bears are going extinct, yet they end up appearing in strange news items, like reports from china that, to help with their mating habits, matchmaking software for pandas has been created. that's just today's news; if i continue to sneak around, i can find more interesting tidbits, but i won't quite make a panda category quite yet.
the driving panda photo was off the mascot picture index. i have a better one somewhere where an actual panda is doing doughnuts in a go-kart, but i'll have to poke around to find it still.
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All the Pandas of the world should join together to form one giant Panda like on Pandamonioum.
posted by Carla @ 2002 November 26 09.42Pandas
White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda,
Do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts,
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes,
Over Niagra Falls
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
You fat bastard
All endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die.
You people are sick. Pandas are so cute, and becasue of ppl like u they are dead. bastards.
posted by michelle @ 2003 September 16 17.41![[ o o o o o o ]](http://www.sauna.org/pics/pegs.jpg)


