hmmm.

this eggnog eggblog is now linked from mystery mr. t toilet funtime hour, otherwise known (incorrectly) as the toilet in front of the spider, which is quite popular with the entire greater toronto area blogging scene that graig is a superstar of. this was always a work in progress, but i assumed that if i lay low until there is actual progress, then i can dance publicly and throw small bags of candy from the roofs.

but now, i am busted. much like the stylesheets from this computer.

hello new strange readers.

well, i'll keep the misleading bits to a minimum. i haven't updated in days, since i've been a recipe:

1. 1 teaspoon busy
2. 2 tablespoons preoccupied
3. half cup aimless
4. 0 millilitres of the required metric system that i should be using, so i'm switching
5. 300 mL out
6. 2 L sleepy
   

   place 500 kilometres from home, debase existing currency by about 10%, wake up 2 hours earlier than usual and provide city guides and maps that keep getting left behind. avoid the temptation of buying too much, but then again, when you don't, make sure it's "useful". avoid all major landmarks until the last possible minute, never ask for directions, don't look up too frequently at the buildings, look part of the crowd, mull about which places to eat at, look at the crowd you aren't really a part of.

   1 serving.
   will repeat in another week.