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i can see your dinghy from over here.
and then the sunlight takes a bankshot off your retinas.
a non-silent update from the sabbatical mind.
summer programming schedule.
who took my umbrella?
the cosmic car picks up another passenger.
inside, i'm dark and metric.
only one thing smells like bacon.
the telescopes bob up and down.
the laughter is killing my throat.
three hymns and a hearse.
teethed to the arm of viciousness.
i like to make passes at girls who wear glasses.
wheezy the water cooler.
this evening's battleplan.
long way from santa cruz.
celestial heaven on display.
incompleteness meets impatience.
2nd avenue groundbreak.
la vita dulce de leche.
the empty questioning machine.
lakeheadlines.
over sixty minutes with someone other than helix.
the redreaming.
& we all went to heaven in a little rowboat.
the lessons of kent state.
ilounge.
may the fourth be with you [alwayth].
get your war millionaire on.
m'aidez.
ping the tail on the phœnix.
silent month continues.
can't trust a puppet regime.
same name blame game.
procrastinatin' taxx lawz.
polarized polar ice.
some days, blogging is not enough.
letting go of the steering wheel.
i outright doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we all deserve some dignity.
put panic on pause.
the art of the protest.
cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut.
the nanoblog.
hoover.
pirates off the port bow wow wow.
kicking my tastebuds outta bed.
a couple cups of crazy.
summer camp syndrome.
if you just closed your eyes and drove really fast...
there is no domino effect.
set your dials to robble-robble.
art should make you feel nauseous.
operation comb attack.
the gift shop at the edge of the world.
avenue me & avenue u.
mood alert: glum.
good news beckons elsewhere.
hours to kill (not literally).
spared the inhumanity.
fast awake through the halogen.
this one's pessimistic.
today's cooking tip.
results from afar.
today's bicycle tip.
woof woof.
the trail of the unhousebroken puppy.
rats!
freedom of toast.
botox: airbrushing reality.
après moi, le sangfroid.
a surfeit of referrers.
life, death and all the sandwiches you eat inbetween.
who's driving this monorail anyways?
benediction for the soul spinners.
archæology from 16 hours ago.
asteroids have never concerned me that much.
tuesday friday (the NEW holiday after maundy thursday).
i find your lack of pants disturbing.
pridie nones martius.
manufacturing dissent.
banging like an 808.
happy pancake day.
and we're back in 5, 4, 3...
go check your own prostate.
wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
ittle hand-holding advice. *
the big one speaks your language.
the stew calls for mock bok choi.
self-adhesive soulpatch.
innocence (in a sense) unless essenceless.
who will be my neighbour now?
i have a posse, but andre the giant's borrowing them.
headphone shrapnel on my sideburns.
eyeball wiper fluid.
imagine imitating intimate imaging.
i can't see your bikini bottom.
a haunting silence.
yeah, but does it chafe?
safety razor singalong.
question from the man bleeding on the ground.
the disruptor.
fire in the disco, fire in the taco bell.
thesssse pretzzzzelsss isss making precioussss thirssssty.
i have seen the enemy, and the enemy is pus.
don't harvest my head!
what would the hulk do?
kraftwerk youth rally.
collarbone halo.
finnish winter longing.
today's forecast: high probability of snowpants.
black olives and green pepper.
with safeway, there's no easy way.
the continuing wildfire.
faithful to the san andreas fault.
brad's report on moose.
saint [viral] disease.
industrial speak & spell.
he didn't invent cyberspace!
nothing to fear but plenty to doubt.
this is a blog about a great folk hero.
that soulsucking couch.
tetrapak à la tête.
no flip, no reverse, no service.
technofetishismique.
rejects from so graham norton.
storefront seizure on lafayette.
the bathtub is no longer accepting calls.
al roker on speed dial.
we've been cloning for a long while now...
honey, you're wasting ammonia.
barbed wire dental floss.
candlemas.
silver harbour.
columbia.
it's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!
sometimes the sky is just the sky.
home, home, where i wanted to go.
solace for nuclear foliage.
i love the motorcade in you.
when's the last time you had a 12 year old...
one tonne of wonton, metric style.
best news ever.
the sacramental blue comb water.
where the bull and the bear and the buffalo roam.
my city of far from ruined.
overcome.
god's off the call waiting.
keeping it unreal.
madly off with no direction.
sauna on wheels.
h8r boi.
metafame and the inflamed nose.
great - next spell 'retro'.
bipolar fleece.
ye who wrong.
when what freezes over?
why i shouldn't name your children.
puppy wants an update.
step down, move aside, shove off.
blowing a good bridge hand [iii].
east river bridge club [ii].
the bridges of brooklyn county [i].
leap into my fervid arms!
mobbo yobbo boyo.
shrimp pimpin' & gristle throbbin'.
can an ear infection get a job?
for those of you keeping score at home...
a more aimless future.
frozen magical light.
animal drive-thru.
instant comments gonna getcha.
cold snap, cold sauna.
i don't want the world; i just want your half.
peikko.
famke.
hogmanay!
noho a-gogo.
do not drink web site.
ardour over arbour.
from garageland to eternity.
that winterfresh feeling.
lakehead high.
hot stove seating.
borough tidings.
who's your sober santa?
pass go, collect the cash.
christmas on the R train!
instead of christmas cards...
eggnog weblog yulelog nonog.
high brooklynite.
moon rattlin' like angry candy.
news versus verses.
sister, do you know my name?
pudding-drunk apathy.
tiny rolling thunder.
this train might go out of service temporarily.
9 × 9
away to moogie wonderland.
schadenfreudian slip.
icy new hotness.
sport some shizzle.
i wear my sword at my side.
you're not wearing the chooser hat.
and now my skin is melting away.
hyvää itsenäisyyspäivä.
...but i am not.
my love is real...
last night, i had too much to dream.
outbored.
smell my holiday cheer.
opinion sans pi.
blue green holga.
advent.
live action mayhem.
if you were the baltic sea.
curb your consumerism.
the 4th annual "forget to write betty white" christmas extravaganza.
lon chaney's lawn chair.
electric soup mix.
way to go, stupid!
panda drivin' action.
pineapple street blues.
the voids in the ruins.
127015867300045 [polyglot orangutan].
what do you wear to a car crash?
chump change and it's on.
take that, verizon wireless!
apathy preparedness test.
giant floating torso exhibit.
the hamster in the freezer.
".....whooo is this?"
erogenous flower lapel.
fare thee swell.
having nunavut, halving none of it.
nobody fucks with the jesus.
lest we forget.
literally legless.
dodge the punchbowl jockeys.
the bigotron 5000.
cock of the walk baby!
free from meaninglessness.
metaphysical education.
a perfect little net recital.
they trust they can rely on your vote.
smell my holiday cheer.
sunlight as a narcotic.
don't make me hate you anymore than i already do.
real-life cartoon network news.
not like crack cocaine, but kinda.
and we'd yell stuff like 'hey! get off the phone!'
save your fork, there's pie!
no, i'm a cucumber.
theme from 'gak'.
fifteen dollar parking.
twenty dollar shave.
the spiders about graig's apartment.
$21 lunch (+ entertainment).
i represent from across the way.
suffering no longer.
how to survive a hotel room fire.
madeleine keeps regulating.
surreal brownstone lemonade.
[insert meaning here.]
excitable puppy syndrome.
there once was an armless child.
italian explorer day.
a cup full of calm down.
misery is the river of the world.
don't detonate my love.
hemisphere where the air is clear.
wholesome wholesale robbery.
pull push nevada.
dumb truck.
the constellation urine.
this is where the orchestra cuts out.
chlorophyll me up.
all hands on the cranky one.
i can smell your moisturizer from here.
hyperpercolate.
no diggity, no doubt, no back it up.
hooray we're all dead now.
red riding falsehood.
olivia oblivion.
hairdo-it-yourself.
mew.
silence = betrayal.
long distance everybody.
last goldenhairs.
the monkey stole my idea!
people in front of other people.
hoito: finnish for 'care'.
mindful absentia.
bun and fishy loner.
eye and eye growing funny.
your skin is buddhaful.
crossuniverse traffic.
soundtrack to road trip.
remote soul on the couch.
the continued velocity times.
you can rebuild me anyday.
straw man street theatre on fire.
there's a moon in the sky (it's called the moon).
i got my spine, i got my orange crush.
tomorrow last year.
gotta love the neon brother.
i call front car.
fly pagan air.
i am gak's persistent smile.
sneezing for dollars.
fibreglass patrol.
brief nugget of joy.
all kidding aside.
the teaser to the trailer.
turf me out of canada.
day trade today for a much better tomorrow.
the lame show?
falafel felt awful.
email fighting verse form.
shouldn't happen to a dog.
camera as backup memory.
a colorado cloudy day.
everyday people on.
your new cto (chief troublemaking officer).
the lost blog.
hogtown huzzah.
fuddle duddle.
more one-armed drummer ramblings.
chicago drip faucet.
country mock tudor.
eire go wrong.
candy groceries lotto.
all these worlds are yours.
futurist imperfect.
amalgamataman.
thirty?
a fozzie of a bear of an entry.
get unhosed.
zoo poo power.
stomach logic vs. brain logic.
the taste of fire, in a bag.
the days of today.
blue sky thinking.
the bravest made it.
tomorrow never comes until it's too late.
on time for the off day.
jetset reset switch.
circumstantial coincidence.
free frankies and wadda.
more bounce per fluid ounce.
giant squirrel hearts control.
the melancholy locomotive.
frumpy the jacket fringe.
mios dios man.
everyday complaint.
dishpan handsome.
thursday night in the boiler.
brand new emptiness.
heavy makeout counter.
turn down the silence.
the silence behind the toilet.
american i'm dull.
plastic lipgloss for the sandbagger.
now pop for pure people.
you are now flying psychic airlines.
the manhattan album.
mister less than sinister.
the pope says 'later'.
muggy to muggy.
the world dismay centre.
slightly less than invisible.
nixon chainsaw bot.
saturday picture show.
askew summer going astray.
scattershot thoughtbox.
only the shadow knows.
the bookshop and the irishman.
to an accessible web.
gordo gets his flash on.
secret history of toronto for 2002 june 29