eggnog publications

volumizer level 1
tissue no. 0
for weeks including dec. 16/98 an' up

"where today we're all bloomin' fookin' skags"

if the plane encounters an emergency, check the back of the seatrest in front of you and flip through our handy eggnog quick reference guide

reach back
the stale eggnog from times past

archives? once we publish more than just this one. thanx

this fortnight's theme
help us help you all, celebrate festivus!

no, not those crappy cars from ford... festivus: the seinfeld-ian holiday

thumb sucking
everything we touch turns to death

I pity the fool news
keep abreast of what's ante-current

very own brainspill
indecipherable smackshite we wrote | this ish: the his-toe-ree of eggnog

finger pointing
we review everything we run into

sonics
jon spencer blues explosion live in t.o., pras' ghetto supastar, and soul coughing (x2) on cd

viewings
star trek: insurrection at the theatres; suicide kings on video; antz vs. a bugs life compared and contrasted

readings
captain dingleberry from underhanded comics; the cowboy wally show 10 years later; heartthrobs from vertigo/dc

links? whaddya want those for?
visit this month's eggnog centre for likeminded individuals instead

wanna prod us with your praddle?
well, you can de-nail us wit'cho' hamma now.

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1998 is a big number (but not as big as 1999)